requested by anon
No its too hot to feel anything when our neighbor is the fucking sun.
Love is for weaklings who’ve never had to walk ten kilometres to school under the burning sun during dropbear mating season.
the only love we know is that which exists between beer and mouth
Vegemite has a chemical in it that destroys the ability to feel love. Australian children are fed on a diet of it when they are born so that they will not be affected when their peers die from heat, drop bears or shark attack
It’s the only way to ensure we become fierce warriors.
No man, we don’t.
No Australian has ever felt love except for one very careful driver. Her love of a man named Katut is legendary all throughout the land.
I’m just done
Reblog this and I will write down your url on a candle and I will light it up during the vigil candle service in front of the Fairmont Hotel
because I know lots of you guys don’t live in Vancouver, and would like to participate in the candle lighting ceremony for Cory.