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Amy. 19. Australia. Glee. Brittana. Pezberry. Faberry. Faberrittana.
Pottermore: pumpkinbludger53

Everyday I wake up and wish I was Naya Rivera.

I still think the bird is in the hat...

late-night-cruising:

Can we just take a minute to appreciate Pringles for never lying to us about the amount of fucking chips we’re getting when we fucking open the can

(via thefaberryshipper)

justmakebelieve:

dark-serenade:

davidscustomglasses:

captainmjolnir:

king-clotpole:

agentlemandoesnotconga:

a-short-history-of-nothing:

hipsterfotc:

requested by anon

No its too hot to feel anything when our neighbor is the fucking sun.

Love is for weaklings who’ve never had to walk ten kilometres to school under the burning sun during dropbear mating season.

the only love we know is that which exists between beer and mouth 

Vegemite has a chemical in it that destroys the ability to feel love. Australian children are fed on a diet of it when they are born so that they will not be affected when their peers die from heat, drop bears or shark attack

It’s the only way to ensure we become fierce warriors.

No man, we don’t.

No Australian has ever felt love except for one very careful driver. Her love of a man named Katut is legendary all throughout the land.

justmakebelieve:

dark-serenade:

davidscustomglasses:

captainmjolnir:

king-clotpole:

agentlemandoesnotconga:

a-short-history-of-nothing:

hipsterfotc:

requested by anon

No its too hot to feel anything when our neighbor is the fucking sun.

Love is for weaklings who’ve never had to walk ten kilometres to school under the burning sun during dropbear mating season.

the only love we know is that which exists between beer and mouth 

Vegemite has a chemical in it that destroys the ability to feel love. Australian children are fed on a diet of it when they are born so that they will not be affected when their peers die from heat, drop bears or shark attack

It’s the only way to ensure we become fierce warriors.

No man, we don’t.

No Australian has ever felt love except for one very careful driver. Her love of a man named Katut is legendary all throughout the land.

(via senorkevinchang)